Big Bang Theory Quote 2223

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Friendship Contraction

Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?


 Leonard Quotes

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture

Leonard: Penny, as a scientist, my job is to figure out why things happen. But I don't think I'll ever understand how someone like me could get to be with someone like you. You know maybe I don't need to understand it, I just need to be grateful. I love you, Penny.

Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed?
Leonard: There you go.

Quote from the episode The Graduation Transmission

Leonard: My point is, while you're spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you're really doing is becoming interesting. When people finally do notice you, they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought. And for those of you that were popular in high school, it's over, sorry. Thank you. Congratulations.

 ‘The Friendship Contraction’ Quotes

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You call that a glow stick? *Pulls out a Lightsaber* That is a glow stick!

Quote from Penny

Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?