Big Bang Theory Quote 3404
Sheldon: Well, this is confusing for me. But I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness. So, I will condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance.
Mary: That is very Christian of you.
Mary Cooper Quotes
Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Sheldon: Why do people cry at weddings?
Mary Cooper: They're practicing for what's coming later.
Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation
Mary Cooper: It's all themed. There's Jonah and the Whale Watching. All-you-can-eat Last Supper Buffet. And my personal favorite, Gunning with God.
Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect
Mary Cooper: I'm sorry, did I start that sentence with the words, "If it pleases your highness?"
'The Mommy Observation' Quotes
Quote from Amy
Raj: It's too late. He's been murdered by someone in this room. Welcome to another classic Koothrappali murder mystery dinner.
Amy: I'm leaving.
Quote from Howard
Sheldon: Aren't you gonna come with me?
Howard: While you confront your mother about her sex life? I'd rather go back to that bar in assless chaps.
Quote from Bernadette
Leonard: You don't go into science for the money.
Bernadette: Speak for yourself. Last month my company both invented and cured restless eye syndrome. Ka-ching, ya blinky chumps!