Big Bang Theory Quote 3470

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Indecision Amalgamation

Bernadette: I like the Wii.
Sheldon: Thanks, Grandma.


 Sheldon Quotes

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

 ‘The Indecision Amalgamation’ Quotes

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh look, a quarter!

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: Boy, do I have to urinate.
Leonard: If only there were a solution to that.

Quote from other character

Leonard: Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?