Big Bang Theory Quote 3852
Mrs. Wolowitz Oh please. You're a tall glass of brown water. Have dessert.
Mrs. Wolowitz Quotes
Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration
Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard, help, my hand's stuck in the garbage disposal.
Howard: Let go of whatever piece of food you're holding.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Are you kidding? It's a perfectly good chicken leg.
Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex
Mrs. Wolowitz Howard Joel Wolowitz, I've been worried sick for two days and I know you turned off your phone. You open this door right now because I've had it up to here! I have been to the morgue and the hospital, and I spent the last half hour walking up these fakakta stairs.
Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation
Mrs. Wolowitz Howard, are you having a playdate?
Howard: I don't have playdates. I have colleagues.
Mrs. Wolowitz Do their parents know they're here?
Howard: No, but if you keep screaming, maybe they'll hear you.
'The Spoiler Alert Segmentation' Quotes
Quote from Howard
Howard: If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there the rest of your life.
Quote from Bernadette
Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.
Quote from Sheldon
Amy: What if you could find a roommate who was a scientist and already familiar and comfortable with your ways.
Sheldon: That would be ideal. If a person like that existed, I would sign on, no further questions asked.
Amy: Great. Here I am!
Sheldon: Wait. Here who is where?
Amy: Me. Aren't I your perfect roommate?
Amy: Think about it, Sheldon. I'm not a stranger, we're both intellectually compatible, I'm willing to chauffeur you around town, and your personality quirks, which others find abhorrent and rage-inducing, I find cute as a button. What do you think?
Amy: Tell me one reason why this isn't a fantastic idea.
Amy: See? You can't. I'm gonna go see if Leonard's room is big enough for my water bed.