Big Bang Theory Quote 7578
Quote from Stuart in the episode The Property Division Collision
Howard: When would you move in?
Stuart: Well, uh, my car broke down in your driveway, so I'm gonna say now.
Stuart Quotes
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Stuart: Oh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.
Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
Stuart: Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.
Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion
Howard: Hang on, I know a place where you could you stay and earn some money at the same time.
Stuart: Great!
Howard: I just have to warn you: it will involve humiliation, degradation and verbal abuse.
Stuart: So, what's the catch?
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Bernadette: Hey, Stuart.
Stuart: *startled* Hey.
Bernadette: Sorry, did I startle you?
Stuart: Yes, but at this point pretty much any customer does.
‘The Property Division Collision’ Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing; I skipped kindergarten.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: If it's like your 3-D chess game, then you're out of your length, width and depth. Amy, get the Neosporin, somebody just got burned.
Quote from Raj
Raj: Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally-needy third wheel way before you came along.