Big Bang Theory Quote 9220
Barry Kripke: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You didn't tell me we were doing this just to stick it to Sheldon.
Barry Kripke: I messing with you. This sundae just got a cherry on top!
Barry Kripke Quotes
Quote from the episode The Valentino Submergence
Amy: Hi. You're on Fun with Flags.
Barry Kripke: Hello. I want to talk about how lonely I am, too.
Raj: Kripke? Is that you?
Barry Kripke: Yeah, I'm just sitting here all by myself wondering if I'll ever find someone to share my life with. Preferably Asian, 18-24, no fatties.
Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence
Barry Kripke: Yes, yes, yes. He's a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?
Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: We're all pathetic and creepy, and can't get girls. That's why we fight robots.
'The Tesla Recoil' Quotes
Quote from Leonard
Howard: Why would the military want Sheldon?
Leonard: I don't know. Target practice?
Leonard: Hey, is Sheldon working on our project again?
Colonel Williams: Did he say that?
Leonard: No, he wouldn't tell us.
Colonel Williams: Huh. So he can keep his mouth shut. How do I get him to do that?
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: And worse than that, Edison filmed the first on-screen kiss, so he's basically a pornographer. Although every time I put that in Wikipedia, someone takes it out.