Barry Kripke: Let's begin with some fundamentals. This is the en garde position. Feet are in an L. Heels in a straight line. Elbow is about a fist from the rib cage. Notice my dominant leg faces forward.
Sheldon: Oh, dear.
Barry Kripke: What's wrong, Cooper?
Sheldon: Well, I'm not sure I have a dominant leg. They're both pretty submissive.

Howard: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Raj: My name is Little Orphan Annie. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Howard: My name is Darth Vader. I am your father. Prepare to die.

Bernadette: Stuart took that rejection like a pro.
Penny: Well, he knew he was on the breast cam.
Amy: I don't have much practice turning men down. It wasn't so much fun.
Bernadette: Oh, you get used to it. Some guys you have to turn down over and over.
Penny: And sometimes we marry them anyway.