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Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation
Barry Kripke: Let me ask you a question. At what point did National Public Radio have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel for its guest? Don't answer, it's rhetorical.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: My credibility may have been damaged.
Barry Kripke: Completely wrecked.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Barry Kripke: Yeah, but research in to dark energy proved that Einstein's cosmological constant was right all along. So you're still, surprise surprise, a loser.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Barry Kripke: Hey, Cooper. Read your retraction email. Way to destroy your reputation!
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: Attention, everyone. I'm Sheldon Cooper. As those of you in the physics department might know, my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.
Barry Kripke: Off a cliff.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: You see. People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.
Barry Kripke: Not true. People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hey, Hofstadter. Heard about your latest proton anti-decay experiment. 20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results. Very impressive.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: Kripke, what would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends?
Barry Kripke: I would say "I have no interest in becoming your friend".
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Nope, I wanna climb some rocks.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hey, look at you Cooper. You're almost half way to the top.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Leonard: How was rock climbing?
Barry Kripke: He passed out. He just hung there like a big salami.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: That's where I sit.
Barry Kripke: Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.
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