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Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Leonard: Everyone's waiting. What are you guys doing?
Amy: Super asymmetry.
Leonard: Super asymmetry? Is that a thing?
Sheldon: We're inventing it right now.
Leonard: Don't you think this can wait until - Hold on. This is interesting.

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Sheldon: Are you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere?
Leonard: No. I'm just so happy for you. And for me. After today, you are officially - and, more important, legally - Amy's problem.
Sheldon: Don't be silly, Leonard. I will always be your problem.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Hey, Leonard, good news. We do have time to visit the Museum of the American Railroad!
Leonard: I'd say no, but what's the point?

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Sheldon, you need to apologize to your brother.
Sheldon: I'm sorry?
Leonard: Yes. Like that, but nicer, and that way.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Leonard, you want a beer?
Leonard: Yeah, I would love a beer.
Georgie: There you go.
Leonard: Thanks. Can you open it for me?
Georgie: No, it's a twist-off.
Leonard: I know.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Look, I mean, I always looked out for him at school. I drove him everywhere. I apologized to people when he was rude.
Leonard: Yeah. I've done all that. I've also removed all the red balloons from his Lucky Charms because they weren't "Irish enough".

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Come on. He was still gonna get beat up for wearing that dress.
Leonard: Well, didn't you sit on his head while he tried to watch Star Trek?
Georgie: Well, yeah, but that was hilarious.
Leonard: That is pretty hilarious, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: You have no idea what you are talking about.
Leonard: Ooh, there. That, that was very Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: If you are here about Sheldon's wedding, don't bother.
Leonard: Come on. I-I know you two have your differences.
Georgie: You mean pretty much everything about us?
Leonard: Well, not everything. (laughs) You're both tall ... you have the same last name ... Maybe I shouldn't have started this like it was a list.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Wow. That was impressive.
Georgie: Yeah. Well, it's easy when you love your product and hate Tony Romo.
Leonard: (laughs) Yeah, that guy's the - Actually, I don't, I don't know who that guy is.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: This is all Georgie's fault. My whole childhood, he was mean to me.
Leonard: Sorry. I know what it's like to live with a bully.
Sheldon: Your brother bullied you?
Leonard: Oh, I was talking about Penny, but sure, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Oh, maybe it's fine if she doesn't come to the wedding. I've got Amy now, and she can do everything a mom can do and more.
Leonard: Say that to her on the wedding night. Really spice things up.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: What do you want, Sheldon?
Sheldon: Why aren't you returning my phone calls?
Georgie: You're supposed to be the smart one; you figure it out.
Leonard: He's not that kind of smart. You might want to give him a hint.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Oh, excuse me. Uh, we're looking for a Georgie Cooper.
Margaret: One second, I'll check to see if the doctor's in.
Sheldon: He is not a doctor. (scoffs) There's only one doctor here and it's me.
Leonard: I'm also a doctor.
Sheldon: Do you want to wait in the car?
Leonard: I wanted to wait in California.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: [on the plane with Sheldon to Texas] I kept saying no. H-H-How am I here?

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