Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 244 of 262
Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination
Sheldon: I understand why you're upset. You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.
Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination
Sheldon: I'm sorry, but in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Sheldon: Clarify something for me. Isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions, an opportunity to consider important issues of the day?
Leonard: It is. You just kinda put a damper on things when you said, 'The next person I see talking with food in their mouth will be put to death'.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Sheldon: It's illegal to spay a human being.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Sheldon: Good grief. It's like talking to a dolphin.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Sheldon: Go, Amy Farrah Fowler. Follow your endocrine system.
Amy: Thank you, Sheldon. You are a good friend.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Sheldon: You know, in difficult moments like this, I often turn to a force greater than myself.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: Star Trek.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Leonard: Come on! We have a combined IQ of 360 we should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.
*Two girls selling cookies ring every bell, the door opens*
Sheldon: What do you think their combined IQ is ?
Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Sheldon: In Papua New Guinea, there's a tribe when a hunter flaunts his success to the rest of the village, they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin. Superstitious nonsense, of course, but one can see their point.
Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Sheldon: Do you even think about other people, Leonard?
Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Sheldon: Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that definition, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Aww.
Leonard: Penny kissed me.
Sheldon: Well, who would ever guess that?
Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Sheldon: As usual, you're all wrong. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor that gives Wolverine his prostate exam.
Howard: How about the guy gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?
Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together. And if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Sheldon: *Sees Leonard & Penny kissing* Oh, frickity frack. Not this again.
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