Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 245 of 262
Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation
Penny: Whatcha doin'?
Sheldon: I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior coliculus of my brain.
Penny: Interesting. I usually just have coffee. Have you been up all night?
Sheldon: Is it morning?
Penny: Yes.
Sheldon: Then I've been up all night.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: Hello. Well, this seems like an odd time to test my cell phone quality but go on. Test phrases. All right. Imatote. Ulba. Twad. All together? All right. I'm a total butt wad. Why are you laughing? Hello?
Penny: And that girls is how you make a phony phone call.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: This is where we could've been if we hadn't stopped for dinner. This is where we could've been if Koothrapali hadn't ordered dessert.
Raj: I earned it, I ate all my brocolli.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: Well if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek Universe.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: Knock Knock.
Leonard: Who's there?
Sheldon: Hugh.
Leonard: Hugh who?
Sheldon: Hugh guys ought to listen to me.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon: I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon: And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.
Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation
Leonard: I know what you're doing.
Sheldon: You do?
Leonard: You're using chocolate as a positive reinforcement for what you consider is a correct behavior!
Sheldon: Very good. Chocolate?
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Penny: You know, they have a really nice bar over at the Olive Garden.
Sheldon: I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon: If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Wolowitz: But you love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Penny: Sheldon, you can't re-program people.
Sheldon: No, you can't re-program people.
Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Leonard: Okay fine, I'm-I'm a horrible human being. I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena.
Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vader. At best you might be a turncoat Ewok.
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