Amy: Well, I want to see it, but not when I'm in the middle of an experiment.
Colin: Still baby powder!
Sheldon: Boy, he is annoying. Do any of those buttons shock him?

Amy: Look, I'm really excited about our paper, too, but I've got a lot of my own work to catch up on, so let's talk later.
Sheldon: Okay, I'll just say one more thing: lambda calculus. And if that wets your whistle, you know where to find me. Boop.

Sheldon: It's just, I've just been enjoying my collaboration with Amy, but ever since we got back from our honeymoon, she has so little time.
Leonard: Well, she does have her own job.
Sheldon: Yeah, but it's so dull. Trying to understand how the brain translates the five senses into biochemical information. I'd rather wait in line without my phone.

Sheldon: President Siebert, how much do you know about physics?
President Siebert: I'm a physicist.
Sheldon: Huh. I would not have guessed that.
President Siebert: I have a doctorate from Indiana University.
Sheldon: Oh, that makes more sense. Well, don't worry, I'll go slow.
President Siebert: Thank you.

Sheldon: Dr. Fowler and I have been working on a theory of super-asymmetry that could reconcile the lack of observation of supersymmetry in a world still governed by string theory.
President Siebert: Interesting. So you're taking the paradigms of supersymmetry, but removing the limitations of obeying the Poincare algebra.
Sheldon: Well, aren't you just the pride of Bloomington?

President Siebert: What do you want, Sheldon?
Sheldon: Dr. Fowler has found herself distracted by the commitments in her own lab. It would be a great help to both of us if you could free her up from her other projects.
President Siebert: I'm confused.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, there's that Indiana.

President Siebert: This is physics research. Dr. Fowler's a neuroscientist.
Sheldon: Yes, but her insights into the very ways we conceptualize symmetry and asymmetry have been invaluable.
President Siebert: Dr. Cooper-
Sheldon: Look, I know what you're thinking, that "they're newlyweds, how are they gonna keep their hands off of each other?" Let me assure you, we will not engage in workplace coitus. Okay, if I won't put a bagel on my desk, I'm certainly not putting Amy's bare bottom.

Sheldon: Oh, Amy, there you are.
Amy: No, not- Not now, Sheldon, I'm dealing with an epic screwup, and when I find out who's responsible, they're gonna get an earful.
Sheldon: All right, well, when you're done, let me know, I've got some exciting news.
Dr. Park: I'm sorry, I'm confused. President Siebert said you were focusing on some important physics work and I should take over your lab in the interim.
Sheldon: Uh, hey, that was my exciting news. All right, I'm gonna tell you again. Pretend you haven't heard it.

Amy: You got me removed from my own project?
Sheldon: Yeah, and it wasn't easy. Apparently, you're very difficult to replace. Hey, just between you and me, they consider Dr. Park quite the step down.
Dr. Park: I was trying to pick my moment to leave. This seems like it.
Sheldon: Wow. Banker's hours. No wonder you're not on the tenure track.

Amy: Sheldon, you had no right.
Sheldon: What- I thought you said you were spread too thin. You said that you wished you had more time to focus on our research. I thought I was helping.
Amy: Well, you're not. I mean, I have years invested in this work, and now someone's gonna come in and take it over? I mean, how would you feel if I let Leonard take over your super-asymmetry project?
Sheldon: (laughs) That's funny. Oh, he'd be like a puppy with a microscope.

Amy: You had no right to reassign my project.
Sheldon: Yeah, no right at all.
President Siebert: Dr. Fowler, I don't understand. Dr. Cooper assured me this is what you wanted.
Sheldon: Oh-oh! Can you believe this guy? Oh, sure, so a couple of men get together behind closed doors to decide the fate of a woman's career. I thought we'd moved past this.

Amy: Sheldon, this is your fault.
Sheldon: Ooh, sounds like the old lady's putting me in the doghouse tonight.

President Siebert: Dr. Fowler, you are very important to this university and I would like to sincerely apologize.
Amy: So I can have my project back?
President Siebert: I'm afraid it's not that simple.
Amy: Why not?
President Siebert: Well, in order to free up personnel-
Sheldon: Hey, hey, don't go mansplaining things to her.
Amy: I don't think that's what he was doing.
Sheldon: Oh, then perhaps you don't understand. See, mansplaining is when a man explains things to a woman like she's stupid. Boop.

Sheldon: I'm not coming to you, you're just a manifestation of my subconscious. I mean, I'm actually coming to me.
Professor Proton: So you know everything I'm going to say.
Sheldon: Yes, but it sounds wiser from you because you're old and glowing.

Sheldon: Amy. Wake up. Amy.
Amy: What? What's wrong?
Sheldon: We can't go to sleep angry with each other.
Amy: Why not?
Sheldon: It's rule number one. I'd tell you rule number two, but it's confusing.