Quotes from ‘The Hot Tub Contamination’ Page 4 of 4
The Hot Tub Contamination When Sheldon and Amy start bickering over their living situation, Leonard and Penny step in to keep the pair separate and to give them advice on living with a significant other. Meanwhile, after Howard and Bernadette blow off a planned vacation, they observe a pair of unexpected guests in their hot tub. |
Quote from Stuart
Raj: So how's your apartment?
Stuart: Not great. The electricity's out.
Raj: So why don't you get it fixed?
Stuart: I called, and they're like, "Pay your bill!"
Quote from Bernadette
Bernadette: Why wouldn't he tell us? Are we bad friends?
Howard: He's in our hot tub drinking our wine.
Bernadette: Yeah, he deserves to be alone.
Quote from Stuart
Raj: I wonder if this is what it feels like to be Bernadette's baby.
Stuart: I don't know. Bernadette's baby doesn't have a Jacuzzi jet hitting just the right spot.
Quote from Howard
Howard: Those jets are for my secret spot, not his!
Bernadette: What do you do in there?!
Howard: It's called relaxing, and that's all you need to know.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night, it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed for the storm cellar.
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