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The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Season 3, Episode 1 - Aired September 21, 2009

After the gang return from their Arctic expedition, Sheldon is stunned to learn that the guys manipulated his data. Fearing his reputation has been ruined, Sheldon retreats to Texas, where the guys must go get him.

Quote from Mary Cooper

Sheldon: Thanks for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich.
Mary Cooper: Well, I know how to take care of my baby. His eyes came out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: I would like a slippery nipple.

Quote from Barry Kripke

Barry Kripke: Hey, Cooper. Read your retraction email. Way to destroy your reputation!

Quote from Penny

Penny: Leonard, you're back.
Leonard: Yeah, I just stopped by to say… [Penny grabs Leonard and kisses him] Yeah, so, hi!
Penny: Hi! [They stumble into her apartment while kissing]

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Hey. Listen, since we got, you know, interrupted last night, I didn't have a chance to give you this.
Penny: Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have. Oh, boy! What is it?
Leonard: It's a snowflake. From the North Pole.
Penny: Are you serious?
Leonard: Uh-huh. It'll last forever. I preserved it in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.
Penny: Oh, my God. That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me that I didn't understand.
Leonard: It's actually a pretty simple process. You see, cyanoacrylate are monomers which polymerize on... [Penny kisses him]

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