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Quotes from ‘The Champagne Reflection’

The Champagne Reflection

'The Champagne Reflection' - Season 8, Episode 10

Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of "Fun with Flags". Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj are forced to consider their own contribution to science as they clear out the office of a deceased professor, and Bernadette is surprised to learn what her co-workers really think of her.

Air Date: November 20, 2014.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You know what, this bottle was meant to celebrate an achievement. Let's make a pact. When one of us gets their first big breakthrough, we'll celebrate by opening this bottle and toasting Professor Abbott.
Howard: I love that.
Raj: Me too.
Leonard: Then, of course, rubbing our success in Sheldon's face.
Howard: Well that's the best part.

Quote from Amy

Sheldon: I'd like to take a moment to personally thank Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, who you may or may not know is the first woman to co-host a flag or banner related Internet infotainment show.
Amy: Take that glass ceiling!

Quote from Penny

Dan: Well one thing I've been meaning to tell you, is that the company's gonna stop paying for our coffee.
Bernadette: No problem. When does that start?
Dan: Five months ago.
Bernadette: What? Who's been paying for my coffee.
Dan: All of us.
Penny: Yep, it comes from the swear jar we put money in when you curse.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: Don't feel bad. Some day someone will be throwing out your work, too.
Leonard: That someone was Sheldon and the day was yesterday.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Sheldon, that was beautiful.
Sheldon: If you didn't press record-
Amy: I pressed it!

Quote from Amy

Sheldon: The truth is, I can no longer balance a full time career, a popular Internet show, and a girlfriend.
Amy: And he really does have one, you jerks on the comment board.

Quote from Raj

Raj: You know, I thought cleaning out a dead professor's office was gonna just be boring, but then I found his dentures and realized it's also gross.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If I could, I would run each and every one of you viewers up a flag pole and salute you. And if you touch the ground, burn you.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: After only 232 episodes.
Sheldon: 233 if we include the one somebody forgot to press record on.
Amy: You said you weren't going to bring that up.
Sheldon: And you said you pressed record.

Quote from Howard

Howard: I guess the sad truth is not everyone will accomplish something great. Some of us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life.
Leonard: That's a nice way of looking at it.
Howard: Yeah, for you, not for me. I went to space, so I'm covered.

Quote from Raj

Leonard: Well, that's it. It's the end of Roger Abbott.
Raj: And we still don't know who framed him.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Here at Fun with Flags we've had an opportunity to learn, laugh, wonder.
Amy: And, yes, even shed a tear or two.
Sheldon: Like when you do a two-hour Fourth of July spectacular and it doesn't even get recorded.
Amy: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
Sheldon: How about four thousand? One for every domino I set up for that American Flag.

LeVar Burton: Thank you, Sheldon, now remember our deal.
Sheldon: You do this, I delete your contact information.
LeVar Burton: While...?
Sheldon: While you watch me do it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: And if I may get serious for a moment. Hosting this show has been one crazy ride. With all its up and downs, I wouldn't give it up for the world. Except for now, when I'm giving it up.

Bernadette: I thought everybody liked me, but I'm just a monster.
Dan: But a cute one. Like that eyeball guy in Monsters Inc.

Quote from Raj

Professor Sharp: To be honest, his research never amounted to anything.
Raj: You were his colleague. How did your research turn out?
Professor Sharp: Great! This is the apartment you get when you win a Nobel.
Raj: You could be very frugal. I'm getting a little tired of everybody's sarcasm.

LeVar Burton: Wil Wheaton said get a gate. I don't know why I didn't get a gate.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's not the same thing. I don't think you know how I feel at all.
Leonard: Sad?
Sheldon: Hmm, you do get me.

Penny: Come on, she's not that bad.
Dan: Oh, yeah? At the company picnic she yelled at me and my grandson for losing the three-legged race. He still calls her that mean kid with the big boobies.

Quote from Raj

Raj: When stuff like this gets me down, you know what I like to do?
Howard: Sing Hakuna Matata like an eight-year-old girl?
Raj: Wrong, smarty pants. It's "Everything is Awesome" from the Lego Movie.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: It just builds character. Like my dad said, "Nobody likes a cry baby but their moms and Democrats."

Bernadette: Penny told me that everyone's scared of me.
Dan: What? Why would she say that? You know she drinks, right?

Penny: Bernadette's just parking the car.
Dan: Oh good. Bernadette. Cute, sweet, vicious, little Bernadette.

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