Big Bang Theory Quote 2707
Sheldon: See what happens when you let girls play D & D.
Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
'The Love Spell Potential' Quotes
Quote from Penny
Sheldon: I've never played Dungeons and Dragons with girls.
Penny: It's okay, honey, no one has.
Quote from Bernadette
Bernadette: I've got a sexy new tube top that says come hither and a bottle of pepper spray that says close enough, Jack!