Big Bang Theory Quote 4465

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Love Spell Potential

Leonard: See, Howard's just as good a dungeon master as I am.
Sheldon: As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four eyes.


Sheldon Quotes

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

'The Love Spell Potential' Quotes

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: See what happens when you let girls play D & D.

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: I've never played Dungeons and Dragons with girls.
Penny: It's okay, honey, no one has.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Go away. Sheldon is nibbling on my ... fourteen! Yes!