Big Bang Theory Quote 5028
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Skywalker Incursion
Bernadette: Don't listen to him. All she's got is a serve. Now grab a fresh tampon and put her away.
Bernadette Quotes
Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Bernadette: She's just being nice.
Howard: Well, I'm her son, how come she doesn't send someone to check on me if I'm lonely.
Bernadette: Because you have a wife!
Howard: Yeah, well, sometimes you work late.
Quote from the episode The Workplace Proximity
Howard: My arm is feeling numb. *Howard rubs his right arm*
Bernadette: That's the wrong arm for a heart-attack, doofus.
*Howard switches to his left arm*
Quote from the episode The Intimacy Acceleration
Bernadette: You better find my husband's mother, 'cause one way or another we're walking out of this airport with a dead woman.
'The Skywalker Incursion' Quotes
Quote from Amy
Amy: Have you made a decision about the TARDIS? I think I can sell it if we call it Big British Portapotty.
Quote from Amy
Sheldon: Amy, the Daleks are right on my tail. Quick, we need to reset the time circuits. Oh no, I left my Sonic Screwdriver behind.
Amy: Really should have thought this through.
Quote from Howard
Howard: Come on, one day this may double in value and be worth half what I paid for it!