Big Bang Theory Quote 63
Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect
Mary: Leonard, the Lord never gives us more than we can handle. Thankfully, He blessed me with two other children who are dumb as soup.
Mary Cooper Quotes
Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation
Amy: Well, uh, Howard and Bernadette had their baby.
Mary Cooper: (gasps) Oh, that's wonderful! Now, have they decided to raise it Jewish or regular?
Sheldon: Welcome to Texas.
Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect
Mary: He gets his temper from his daddy.
Leonard: Ah!
Mary: He's got my eyes.
Leonard: I see!
Mary: All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.
Quote from the episode The Maternal Combustion
Mary Cooper: When your mom gets back, I'm gonna need to apologize for the way I spoke to her.
Penny: Well, come on, she did kinda start it.
Mary Cooper: Doesn't matter. A good Christian would have turned the other cheek. On the other hand, a good Texan would have shot her, so I'll just split the difference.
‘The Luminous Fish Effect’ Quotes
Quote from Mary Cooper
Mary: He gets his temper from his daddy.
Leonard: Ah!
Mary: He's got my eyes.
Leonard: I see!
Mary: All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.
Quote from Mary Cooper
Mary Cooper: I'm sorry, did I start that sentence with the words, "If it pleases your highness?"