Big Bang Theory Quote 6869
Quote from Stuart in the episode The Stag Convergence
Stuart: Okay, I'll go. Howard, when I think about you and Bernadette starting this wonderful life together, I can't help but get a little choked up. I mean, look at you. You have everything. Look at me. I'm 37. I sleep in the back of a comic book store, and I have the bone density of an 80-year-old man. To Howard.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Stuart: Oh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.
Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
Stuart: Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.
Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion
Howard: Hang on, I know a place where you could you stay and earn some money at the same time.
Howard: I just have to warn you: it will involve humiliation, degradation and verbal abuse.
Stuart: So, what's the catch?
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Bernadette: Hey, Stuart.
Stuart: *startled* Hey.
Bernadette: Sorry, did I startle you?
Stuart: Yes, but at this point pretty much any customer does.
'The Stag Convergence' Quotes
Quote from Barry Kripke
Barry Kripke: Yes, yes, yes. He's a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?
Quote from Raj
Raj: When I moved to America I was pretty lonely, but when I met Howard my life changed because we could be lonely together.
Quote from Wil Wheaton
Wil Wheaton: Oh, Internet. This is so going all over you.