Big Bang Theory Quote 8555
Quote from Howard in the episode The Maternal Capacitance
Leonard: Why are you doing this?
Howard: You know the rules. You brought your mom to work, you must suffer.
Howard Quotes
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Bernadette: Maybe we should get one of those machines to help her up the stairs.
Howard: You mean a forklift?
Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement
Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not cry.
Howard: That's true, you'd rust.
‘The Maternal Capacitance’ Quotes
Quote from Howard
Beverly Hofstadter: It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.
Howard: Say what?
Quote from Penny
Leonard: She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.
Penny: Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.
Quote from Beverly Hofstadter
Beverly Hofstadter: If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what kind of cologne her father wore.