Big Bang Theory Quote 9480
Howard: I'm only saying this because I love you and because you can't reach me from that bed, but you sound a little crazy.
Bernadette: I love you, too, but I could fling this card in your eye like a ninja throwing star.
Howard: I don't believe you. (covers his eyes and backs out of the room)
Quote from the episode The Intimacy Acceleration
Bernadette: You better find my husband's mother, 'cause one way or another we're walking out of this airport with a dead woman.
Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification
Bernadette: (Shouting from the bathroom) How many times do I have to tell you to replace the toilet paper when it's empty?
Howard: I'm in the middle of something.
Bernadette: So am I!
Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation
Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?
'The Tesla Recoil' Quotes
Quote from Leonard
Howard: Why would the military want Sheldon?
Leonard: I don't know. Target practice?
Quote from Barry Kripke
Barry Kripke: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You didn't tell me we were doing this just to stick it to Sheldon.
Barry Kripke: I messing with you. This sundae just got a cherry on top!
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: And worse than that, Edison filmed the first on-screen kiss, so he's basically a pornographer. Although every time I put that in Wikipedia, someone takes it out.