Big Bang Theory Quote 9506
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Tesla Recoil
Howard: So what do you think? Can you make it work?
Barry Kripke: Uh, I just need to use the cross section to calculate the probability of the interaction.
Leonard: Can we help?
Barry Kripke: Yes. Why don't you run get me a can of Pringles.
Barry Kripke Quotes
Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: We're all pathetic and creepy, and can't get girls. That's why we fight robots.
Quote from the episode The Discovery Dissipation
Sheldon: No, that's okay. I can fight my own battles. Isn't that right, Bawwy?
Barry Kripke: Is that a reference to my speech impediment? That's pretty hurtful. I can't control it.
Sheldon: You're right. That was uncalled for. I take it back.
Barry Kripke: Of course you do, because you're The Retractor!
Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence
Barry Kripke: Yes, yes, yes. He's a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?
‘The Tesla Recoil’ Quotes
Quote from Leonard
Howard: Why would the military want Sheldon?
Leonard: I don't know. Target practice?
Quote from Barry Kripke
Barry Kripke: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You didn't tell me we were doing this just to stick it to Sheldon.
Leonard: Well-
Barry Kripke: I messing with you. This sundae just got a cherry on top!
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: And worse than that, Edison filmed the first on-screen kiss, so he's basically a pornographer. Although every time I put that in Wikipedia, someone takes it out.