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Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Sheldon: Forgive me, but I think you'll find my story is more interesting.
Barry Kripke: Does your story have wet breasts in it?
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Barry Kripke: Go ahead, Zach. Naked drunk girl, free balling. Continue.
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Barry Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was going to be a raffle. When is the raffle?
Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation
Barry Kripke: Let me ask you a question. At what point did National Public Radio have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel for its guest? Don't answer, it's rhetorical.
Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation
Barry Kripke: Hey, Cooper. I hear you're going to be on the radio with Ira Flatow from Science Friday next week.
Sheldon: Thank you, Kripke, for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends.
Barry Kripke: My pleasure.
Sheldon: My thanks were not sincere.
Barry Kripke: Ah, but my pleasure is.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Barry Kripke: Yeah, but research in to dark energy proved that Einstein's cosmological constant was right all along. So you're still, surprise surprise, a loser.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: My credibility may have been damaged.
Barry Kripke: Completely wrecked.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: You see. People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.
Barry Kripke: Not true. People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Barry Kripke: Hey, Cooper. Read your retraction email. Way to destroy your reputation!
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: Attention, everyone. I'm Sheldon Cooper. As those of you in the physics department might know, my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.
Barry Kripke: Off a cliff.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hello. How did I walk past you? I'm Barry.
Penny: Penny.
Barry Kripke: That's not a very hot name. I'm gonna call you Roxanne.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open to new food.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: That's where I sit.
Barry Kripke: Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Leonard: How was rock climbing?
Barry Kripke: He passed out. He just hung there like a big salami.
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