Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz Quotes Page 4 of 38
Quote from the episode The Neonatal Nomenclature
Howard: Bernie, this is our kid's name. I think we should both agree.
Bernadette: You're right. We both made this baby.
Howard: Thank you.
Bernadette: And I carried it, had to stay in bed for four months, sacrificed my body and my job, and soon it's gonna burst its way out of me like the Kool-Aid Man.
Howard: Exactly. Fifty-fifty.
Quote from the episode The Inspiration Deprivation
Bernadette: Why do you want to ride that stupid thing anyway?
Howard: I don't know. Maybe I just miss the freedom I had as a younger man.
Bernadette: What freedom? You lived with your mother. You had a curfew.
Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Bernadette: Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
Penny: Unless you want to be Cinderella.
Bernadette: Come at me. See what happens!
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Penny: It's kind of heavy.
Bernadette: Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.
Quote from the episode The Convention Conundrum
Penny: Let me ask you a question. When did you guys start feeling grown up? Because I'm not sure I do.
Bernadette: Honestly, I thought when I got married I would, but I still feel like I'm pretending. It doesn't help that most of my clothes come from Gap Kids.
Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion
Bernadette: Little warning before you jump into this marriage business. You're not just marrying him, you're marrying his family.
Penny: I think Leonard's mom's okay with me.
Bernadette: It doesn't matter if she's okay with you. The question is can she go to the bathroom by herself?
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Bernadette: And just to be safe, when you talk to him don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.
Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.
Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion
Penny: We're engaged!
Raj: Wow. I thought me having sex with Emily was going to be the big news.
*Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Sheldon rush to Raj*
Leonard: Hey, hey. What the hell?!
Bernadette: You guys propose all the time, this never happens.
Penny: You're right. Yay!
*Leonard & Penny go to celebrate with Raj*
Quote from the episode The Commitment Determination
Bernadette: I think if Raj wants to break up with a girl, he can do it.
Howard: How are you saying that with a straight face?
Bernadette: *laughs* I don't know.
Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis
Bernadette: (Yelling at Raj) I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Bernadette: Oh my God! You did not just slow down for a bird! You know they fly, right?
Quote from the episode The Hawking Excitation
Howard: Oh, come on, the man torments me. I'm just letting him have a little taste of his own medicine.
Bernadette: Sheldon doesn't know when he's being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.
Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation
Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.
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