Howard Wolowitz Quotes Page 51 of 77
Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay
Howard: Wait a minute, Farminfarmian is speaking and you're bogarting the symposium?
Leonard: Howard, I'm sorry. We're-
Howard: No, no. You're quark-blocking us.
Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Howard: I have a girlfriend now.
Priya: Hey, good for you.
Howard: Yeah, I just wanna put it out there in case I inadvertently squirt any pheromones in your direction.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Howard: Look, there are plenty of bars in Los Angeles where you can order grasshoppers and chocolate martinis, but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Leonard: How about those two?
Howard: Nah, they're eating peanuts. My allergies, one kiss would put me in Cedar-Sinai for a week.
Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation
Howard: Big fight with my mother.
Leonard: Still arguing over which CSI is the best?
Howard: No, we agreed they all have their merits. This was about Bernadette.
Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization
Bernadette: Come on, let's go home so I can tear off those little pants.
Howard: Great. Just keep in mind astronauts lose a lot of muscle tone in space, so you might have to do most of the heavy lifting.
Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization
Howard: Well, that was quick and a little gross. Now I know how she feels.
Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Sheldon: It was a map leading to the lost treasure of the famous pirate One-Eyed Willy.
Howard: Nice try. That's the plot for Goonies.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Leonard: Remember when you were wondering why the girls didn't want to eat with us tonight?
Howard: Yeah, I get it now.
Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation
Howard: Well, we appear to have reached an impasse. And you know, I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset that your laptop is sitting on my junk.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Penny: He just doesn't know he wants one because he's never had one.
Howard: I suppose that's possible, but for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Leonard: Say what you will about the healthcare system in this country, but when they're afraid of lawsuits they sure test everything.
Howard: I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary.
Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
Howard: Yep. It's officially a bro-mance.
Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Howard: Howard Wolowitz, department of engineering, co-designer of the International Space Station's Liquid Waste Disposal System.
Ramona: Ew.
Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Howard: You know, the Pishkin-Wolowitz Liquid Waste Disposal System is turning a few heads as well.
Ramona: Again, ew.
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