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Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Leonard: His mother was human, his father was Vulcan, they couldn't conceive.
Howard: Maybe they had to go to a clinic. Can you imagine Spock's dad in a room with a copy of "Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears"?

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Penny: Wow! So in your world, you're like the cool guys.
Howard: Recognize!

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Penny: Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned: "Me and My Girlfriend"?
Howard: Uh oh, here comes "The Talk"!
*Penny tries to blow up Howard's head.*

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Howard: I don't know, Sheldon, those topical conferences on Bowes-Einstein condensates parties are legendary.
Leonard: Forget the parties.
Howard: Forget the parties!? What a nerd!

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her things.
Howard: Really?
Penny: Yeah!
Howard: Yay! If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order 12 of those.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: By the way, where did you get that loofah mitt? Yours reaches places that mine just won't.
Penny: You used my loofah?
Howard: More precisely, we used your loofah. I exfoliated her brains out!

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.
Penny: No, you won't.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: What just happened?
Leonard: Beats the hell outta me!
Howard: I'll tell you what happened, I just learned how to pick up Indian Chicks.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Howard: I have got to learn how to draw.

Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Howard: Shucks means shucks. Let one go once in a while.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Howard: (Talking to his private parts) I'm doing this for you, Little Buddy. (Eats the Granola bar)

Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Howard: I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.
Raj: It's like a snowy nightmare from which there's no awakening.

Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Howard: (Southern Accent) If y'all don't mind, I got a hankering for a lone star beer.
Mary: There's no alcohol in this household, stop talking like that, and lose the hat.
Howard: Sorry, I'll take a diet yoo-hoo if you have one.
Mary: You'll take a Coke.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Raj: (Strangling Howard) I am Shiva the Destroyer, I will have the woman.
Howard: I'm warning you, I took Judo at math camp.

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