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Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality

Howard: I know the type. Cheerleader, student council, goes out with the jocks, won't even look at anybody in the gifted program. If after 2 years of begging, she agrees to go out with you, it turns out to be a setup and you're in your mom's car with your pants off while the whole football team laughs at you. *sobbing*

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mother's Valium in it. Tag you're it!

Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality

Howard: Hey, I'm damaged, too. How about a hug for Howie?

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Wolowitz: Sheldon, I'd kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Wolowitz: Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.

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