Howard Wolowitz Quotes Page 70 of 77
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Howard: Not now, I have a blog to find.
Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture
Howard: Seven hundred and sixty degrees Celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.
Gablehauser: Mr. Wolowitz, this is your second warning.
Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture
Leonard: His mother was human, his father was Vulcan, they couldn't conceive.
Howard: Maybe they had to go to a clinic. Can you imagine Spock's dad in a room with a copy of "Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears"?
Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture
Penny: Wow! So in your world, you're like the cool guys.
Howard: Recognize!
Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Penny: Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned: "Me and My Girlfriend"?
Howard: Uh oh, here comes "The Talk"!
*Penny tries to blow up Howard's head.*
Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Howard: I don't know, Sheldon, those topical conferences on Bowes-Einstein condensates parties are legendary.
Leonard: Forget the parties.
Howard: Forget the parties!? What a nerd!
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Penny: She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her things.
Howard: Really?
Penny: Yeah!
Howard: Yay! If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Howard: When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order 12 of those.
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Howard: By the way, where did you get that loofah mitt? Yours reaches places that mine just won't.
Penny: You used my loofah?
Howard: More precisely, we used your loofah. I exfoliated her brains out!
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.
Penny: No, you won't.
Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment
Raj: What just happened?
Leonard: Beats the hell outta me!
Howard: I'll tell you what happened, I just learned how to pick up Indian Chicks.
Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality
Howard: It's a small, brown paper bag, ma, I'm looking at it right now. Why would I make that up? There's no Ding Dong in it. How are two Ding Dongs tomorrow gonna help me today?
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Howard: I have got to learn how to draw.
Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Howard: Shucks means shucks. Let one go once in a while.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Howard: (Talking to his private parts) I'm doing this for you, Little Buddy. (Eats the Granola bar)
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