Howard Wolowitz Quotes Page 73 of 77
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mother's Valium in it. Tag you're it!
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Raj: Tag, you're it!
Howard: Shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Raj: He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
Howard: Give him time.
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Mrs. Wolowitz:What's going on? Are you boys rough housing?
Howard: We're just talking, Ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz: If you don't settle down right now, I'm not gonna let you have any more sleepovers.
Howard: For God's Sake, Ma, I'm 27 years old. And it's not even a school night.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Howard: Not now, I have a blog to find.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Raj: (Reading Game Card) Enslaved by warlocks, stay here till you roll 2,4,or --
Leonard: She was mad at him, she was done with him, the relationship was broken beyond repair and I walked over there and I fixed it.
Howard: Boy that story gets better every time you hear it.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Howard: Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog, which I cannot find anywhere.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Howard: Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it!
Penny: It's a non-optional social convention.
Sheldon: Oh, fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Howard: (Talking to his private parts) I'm doing this for you, Little Buddy. (Eats the Granola bar)
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Penny: He just doesn't know he wants one because he's never had one.
Howard: I suppose that's possible, but for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Howard: Okay, I get it. I know how the world works. How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed your people.
Nurse: Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Leonard: Say what you will about the healthcare system in this country, but when they're afraid of lawsuits they sure test everything.
Howard: I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary.
Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
Wolowitz: Is it 'cause I'm Jewish, 'cause I’d kill my Rabbi with a porkchop to be with your sister.
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