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Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance

Penny: Bernadette is going to love this.
Leonard: Yeah, it must be nice to have somebody do something so romantic.
Penny: Okay, you know what's not romantic? Rubbing it in someone's face.
Leonard: Actually, it can be. But I told you sex doesn't count.

Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Howard: How long has he been stuck?
Leonard: Hmm, intellectually about 30 hours, emotionally about 29 years.

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Leonard: What am I supposed to ask her? "Hey Penny, you got any friends that you never want to talk to again?"

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: If he were any bigger, he'd have moons orbiting him.
Sheldon: Oh, snap.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Leonard: I'm going to the movies with Penny. I don't want her to think I think it's a date.
Sheldon: Do you think it's a date?
Leonard: No, but she might think I think it's a date even though I don't.
Sheldon: Or you might think she thinks you think it's a date even though she doesn't.
Leonard: Are we over thinking this?
Sheldon: Not at all.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Penny: Boy, you're really smart.
Leonard: Yeah, I'm a freaking genius.

Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Leonard: When he wasn't happy, we wanted to kill him. There was even a plan. We were going to throw his Kindle outside, and when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death.
Sheldon: That seems like a bit of an overreaction.
Leonard: No, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs to four different sled-dog team and yell "Mush!"

Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Leonard: It's kinda like the Loch Ness Monster. Maybe there's something there, maybe there isn't. We'll never know but sometimes it's fun to creep yourself out thinking about it.

Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency

Leonard: I'm going to pick you up at 8. I'm going to show you a night that you will never forget.
Raj: (Excitedly) Where are we going?

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?
Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off orange chicken as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.
Leonard: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.

Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Leonard: You convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet?
Sheldon: You don't think that crosses a line?
Leonard: Yes! For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?

Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Sheldon: Leonard, do you think I'm funny?
Leonard: No. Do you?
Sheldon: I think I'm hysterical.
Leonard: I take it back. That was funny!

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: That's how we roll in the Shire!

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Leonard: I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you don't just miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, the sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You're not wrong.

Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration

Leonard: To Mrs. Wolowitz. A loving mother. To all of us. We'll miss you.

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