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Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Leonard: Star Wars on Blu-ray.
Penny: Haven't you seen that movie like a thousand times?
Leonard: Not on Blu-ray. Only twice on Blu-ray.
Penny: Oh, Leonard.
Leonard: I know, it's high resolution sadness.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

(Leonard is pointing out the monotonous movie habits of their former relationship.)
Leonard: No. You always picked, and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that is a great movie, and it starts in ten minutes.

Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Tom: I'm sorry, dude, she didn't look anything like her picture.
Leonard: They never do.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Leonard: So if you are considering going into experimental physics, my door is always open. Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out. But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill peach snapple into a helium-neon laser. The short answer is don't.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Penny: What is this?
Leonard: Oh, careful. That's my original series Battlestar Galactica flight suit.
Penny: Oh, why didn't you wear it on Halloween?
Leonard: Because it's not a costume, it's a flight suit.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Howard: So who wants to rent Fiddler?
Sheldon: No need. We have the special edition.
Leonard: Well, maybe we are like Haroun and Tanweer.

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Leonard: I was thinking more of a biosocial exploration with a neurochemical overlay.
Leslie: Wait, are you asking me out?

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Doug: What's up, bro?
Leonard: Uh, nothing much... Bro!

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: Whoo! I'm all sweaty. Anybody wanna log on to Second Life and go swimming? I just built a virtual pool.
Leonard: No, I can't look at you or your avatar right now.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Leonard: Elevators, parks, movie theaters. Out of curiosity, is this subway, the transportation system, or Subway, the sandwich shop?
Penny: Sandwich shop.
Leonard: Doesn't that violate the health code or--?
Penny: No, at the sandwich shop, we were only making out.

Quote from the episode The Nerdvana Annihilation

Raj: Did the listing actually saying "Miniature"?
Leonard: (Looking at time machine) I just assumed.

Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Leonard: It's kinda like the Loch Ness Monster. Maybe there's something there, maybe there isn't. We'll never know but sometimes it's fun to creep yourself out thinking about it.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Leonard: Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.
Sheldon: It's a waste of time. I might as well explain thermodynamics to a bunch of Labradoodles.
Leonard: If you don't do this, I won't take you to the comic book store.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Leonard: That's it, no more Thai food.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: Look, I said I wanted to hurt him, but this?
Leonard: It will shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives.

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