Penny Quotes Page 61 of 75
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Penny: You know the only thing worse than a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass, is getting fired from a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Wil Wheaton: Forget it, man. It's crap. Just move on to the next thing.
Penny: It's easy for you to say. You used to be famous.
Wil Wheaton: Hey, I just lost a job for you.
Penny: Okay, I'm sorry. You're famous.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Raj: Oh, the movie's not as bad as you thought?
Penny: No, it is. But I decided instead of complaining about it, I'm going to go in every day and give it my all.
Amy: Good for you.
Penny: Thanks. There's no reason why I shouldn't be the best bi-sexual, go-go dancer, slowly transforming into a killer gorilla, anyone's ever seen.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Penny: And this is also not the right time. Do not propose.
Leonard: What?!
Penny: I know that face. That's your proposed face.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Leonard: So, what did you think of your first funeral?
Penny: I don't want to be a jerk but it was kind of a bummer.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Penny: You know Klingon.
Leonard: That's true.
Penny: No, I meant that as a regret.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Penny: I've just never known anyone that died. I had a pet pig when I was a kid. When he died we didn't have a funeral, we had a barbecue.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Penny: Thank you for being the emotional one in this relationship.
Leonard: I got your back
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Raj: Before you go, at least let me pack you some Attack of the Scones for the road.
Penny: Ohh, like Attack of the Clones. ... We are leaving right now!
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Raj: Hey, Penny. Happy Star Wars day!
Penny: Okay.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Penny: Oh, I get it. Like C-3PO. ... What happened to me?
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Leonard: May the force be with you. Get it?
Penny: Oh no, this face wasn't because I didn't get it.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Penny: Wow, you really struck a nerve. I've never heard him use the M-word before.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Sheldon: For your information, I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie.
Penny: I can answer that one: I'll be bored.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Penny: Since you're paying for dinner, I'll let that slide.
Sheldon: Have you ever paid for a meal?
Penny: Not with money.
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