Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 260 of 262
Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
Sheldon: (to Leonard, who has decided to give up on Penny) Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so you don't crash into Geek Mountain again.
Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Sheldon: I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion.
Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Sheldon: Rock - Paper - Scissors - Lizard - Spock
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Sheldon: Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table's having a tiny garage sale.
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Leonard: Do you have any ideas?
Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a Power Ring.
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Leonard: Sheldon, this is not your home!
Sheldon: This isn't anyone's 'home'. This is a swirling vortex of entropy.
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Leonard: Most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times.
Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Sheldon: I'm sorry but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV Series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Sheldon: Is my hamburger medium-well?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Dill slices not sweet?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Individual relish packets?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Onion rings?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Extra-breading?
Leonard: I asked.
Sheldon: What did they say?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Did you protest?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Vociferously?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Well then what took you so long?
Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Sheldon: I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she's a big ol' five.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Oh Mario, if only I could control everyone the way I control you. Hop, you little plumber. Hop, hop hop!
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Sheldon: What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Sheldon: 1234 is not a secure password.
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