Quotes from ‘The Geology Methodology’

The Geology Methodology

'The Geology Methodology' - Season 11, Episode 7

When Bert offers Sheldon the chance to work with him to research dark matter, Sheldon is ashamed to be interested†in working on a geology project. Meanwhile, Raj gets advice from Penny and Bernadette when Ruchi†agrees to go out on a date with him.

Air Date: November 9, 2017.

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: She lies around all day eating Mallomars and hollering at me, so her transformation from my wife to my mother is complete.
Sheldon: Congratulations. I know that's what you were hoping for.

Quote from Raj

Penny: All right, just give her some space, all right? Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail.
Raj: That's crazy. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of her?

Quote from Sheldon

Bert: Hey, Sheldon.
Sheldon: I've been thinking about it, and I suppose I could help you with your research.
Bert: What changed your mind?
Sheldon: Bert, I'm a gift horse. Don't look me in the mouth.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Okay, this is about science. Why'd you come to me?
Sheldon: Well, because it's also about my reputation. And somehow you manage to hold your head high despite your checkered past.
Penny: Checkered past?
Sheldon: It's a figure of speech referring to how sexually promiscuous you were.
Penny: Really? Well, I've got a figure of speech about how sexually promiscuous you can go be with yourself.

Quote from Bert

Bert: Well, you know, we geologists always get a little sad when Rocktober's over.

Quote from Penny

Raj: So Ruchi and I decided to keep things casual.
Penny: (scoffs)
Raj: What? What? I can handle casual.
Penny: (scoffs)
Raj: Oh, why do you keep doing that with your face?
Penny: Because you keep saying stupid things with yours.

Quote from Raj

Ruchi: This place seems nice.
Raj: Uh, but not too nice. Yelp called it "good for groups."

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