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The Engagement Reaction After Howard finally tells his mother he's engaged to Bernadette, she ends up in the hospital. Meanwhile, it's bad news for Leonard as Penny and Priya bond. |
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Biosuit Nurse: Wait, you can't leave here, you've been exposed.
Sheldon: (Covering his face with his shirt) No, I haven't. It's all good.
Quote from Raj
Raj: Sheldon, that's my water.
Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord!
Leonard: That's not your water.
Raj: I know.
Quote from Bernadette
Priya: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't.
Quote from Howard
Priya: Indian parents are very protective of their children.
Howard: Right. Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-di-da approach to their sons.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: 'He drank from Leonard`s glass' - the words they will be carving into my tombstone.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Howard, I have to go to the bathroom and no one will take me home.
Howard: What's wrong with the bathroom here?
Sheldon: Pneumococcus, streptococcus, staphylococcus and other assorted cocusses.
Howard: Sheldon, my mother is on her deathbed and my fiance is grief-stricken over putting her there. I'm not taking you home!
Sheldon: Will you at least go with me to the restroom here so you can open the door and flush the urinal?
Howard: No!
Sheldon: This might be a good time to point out, Howard, that friendship requires a certain give and take.
Quote from Penny
Penny: Oh, my God, you’re about to jibber jabber about jibber jabber.
Quote from Howard
Wolowitz: Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I gargled with tequila. I may have swallowed a tiny bit.
Leonard: You all right?
Sheldon: Fine, thank you for asking. I love you so much.
Quote from Howard
Bernadette: You're a putz. Do you what that means?
Howard: Yeah. Do you?
Quote from Howard
Leonard: Does your family have a history of heart disease?
Wolowitz: My family is the history of heart disease. There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this. *Mimics heart attack*
Quote from Howard
Sheldon: Zandor, wizard of the north. Ha! I win!
Howard: If you skip the part about under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely.
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