Big Bang Theory Quote 12142

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Sheldon: Does this mean you're not going to sing Soft Kitty?
Mary: No, I will always sing you Soft Kitty. [sings] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…
Leonard: [opens door] Mrs. Cooper, were we supposed to take that pie out of the oven?
Sheldon: Get out!
Mary: Well, that was rude.
Sheldon: Well, I know, but he means well. Sing.
Mary: [sings] Happy kitty, sleepy kitty…
Sheldon: What are you trying to pull, Mom? From the top.
Mary: [to God] This is what I'm talking about. [sings] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…

 Sheldon Quotes

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

 ‘The Rhinitis Revelation’ Quotes

Quote from Howard

(Howard has just told Mary about his upcoming trip to the International Space Station.)
Mary Cooper: I bet your mom is really proud of you.
Howard: Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike. It'd take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still.

Quote from Mary Cooper

Mary Cooper: It's all themed. There's Jonah and the Whale Watching. All-you-can-eat Last Supper Buffet. And my personal favorite, Gunning with God.

Quote from Mary Cooper

Mary Cooper: Lord, Mary Cooper here, coming to you from Gomorrah, California.