Quotes from ‘The Long Distance Dissonance’

The Long Distance Dissonance

'The Long Distance Dissonance' - Season 10, Episode 24

The gang is concerned when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki (Riki Lindhome), resurfaces while Amy is away at Princeton.

Air Date: May 11, 2017.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I gave you one job to do!

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Okay, let's try this. Think of yourself as one of those limited edition toys people like to collect.
Sheldon: I already do.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon. ... Because he only has eyes for you!
Amy: Nice try.
Penny: Thanks, I was scrambling.

Quote from Howard

Raj: What just happened?
Howard: A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar.

Quote from Amy

Amy: It's so strange. Earlier today, I ended a sentence with a preposition, and you weren't there to correct my grammar.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm sorry you had to go through that.
Amy: In fact, that's when I started to really miss you.
Sheldon: You know you just split an infinitive.
Amy: Did I? Are you gonna teach me a lesson?
Sheldon: I am. It is naughty to put an adverb between the word "to" and the verb stem.
Amy: What are you gonna do about it?
Sheldon: I'm going to admonish you.
Amy: Vigorously?
Sheldon: That's the only kind of admonishing I do.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time. All she has to do is tip it over and point it at her fries.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Because there's only one of me, I'm more valuable.
Penny: Right.
Sheldon: Although, Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.

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