The Big Bang Theory - The Work Song Nanocluster Quotes

Sheldon: You are effectively paying yourself five dollars and nineteen cents a day.
Penny: A day?
Sheldon: There are children working in sneaker factories in Indonesia who out-earn you.

Penny: How are flower barrettes going to appeal to men?
Wolowitz: We add Bluetooth.

Sheldon: Penny, I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.

Wolowitz: Oh, stop it with the fake third world crap. Your father is a gynecologist and you had a house full of servants.
Raj: We only had four servants, and two of them were children.

Sheldon: I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

Sheldon: Everything is better with Bluetooth.

Penny: Since when do we offer one day rush?
Leonard: Amazon offers one day rush.
Penny: Yeah, but they don't have to glue the books together!