Quotes from ‘The Agreement Dissection’

The Agreement Dissection

'The Agreement Dissection' - Season 4, Episode 21

After Priya inspects the roomate agreement and disputes many of Sheldon's terms, he takes refuge with the girls.

Air Date: April 28, 2011.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Yes, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Which brings me to our next order of business. (Kisses him)
Sheldon: Fascinating.
Amy: I hope you don't take what I'm about to do as a comment on what we just did. (Runs to bathroom and vomits)

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You may have gone to Cambridge but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: And what a civilisation is the Greeks. They gave us science, democracy and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Top of her class, Cambridge University. Licensed to practice law in three countries. And your face.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Leonard, are you in the shower?
Leonard: I can't hear you, I'm in the shower.
Sheldon: I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events.
Leonard: I can't hear you, I'm in the shower.
Sheldon: (Entering bathroom) I have to skip the chitchat. Emergency!
Leonard: What kind of an emergency?
Sheldon: Mathematical. 32 ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder.

Quote from Amy

Amy: You're like a sexy toddler.
Sheldon: I don't know how to process that.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: (To the smoking monkey) You really are an ass.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Really, Amy? Tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's hard to say no to Yoo-hoo. The name literally beckons.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: According to the Roommate Agreement, Paragraph 9, Subsection B: The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure, and believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: A girls night? Oh, I don't know if I'm up for an evening talking rainbows, unicorns and menstrual cramps.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Oh, I totally want to see Sheldon dance. I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: No, thank you. But for the record, I'm an excellent dancer. Proficient in the rumba, waltz and cha-cha.
Amy: Really?
Sheldon: I don't see why that's surprising. I excel at so many things. You've had my sourdough bread.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Oh, cool. I've got a lawyer. And I've seen her naked.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: No offense, but shower sex with you is now the second best thing that's happened today.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Mmm, Greek food on pizza night? This is the most delightfully cruel thing we've done to Sheldon since we left that fake message from Stephen Hawking on his voice mail.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: How come if we're the smart people, we don't do this every night?
Sheldon: What's sixteen times 14?
Amy: My burps taste like cranberry juice.
Sheldon: And there's your answer.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I trained Ricky how to smoke. I can train him to shoot a poison dart. No jury would convict us 'cause people love monkeys.

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