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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: Anything else?
Sheldon: Yes. If you use my toothbrush, I will jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: If we're all through playing "Mock the Flawed Technology", can we get on with Halo Night? We were supposed to start at 8, it is now 8:06.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Quote from Howard in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.
Penny: No, you won't.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: Ugh, I cannot believe Christy let Howard into my apartment.
Sheldon: And I cannot believe people pay for horoscopes. But on a more serious note, it's 8:13 and we're still not playing "Halo".

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: One-on-one? We don't play one-on-one. We play teams, not one-on-one. One-on-one!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: Cool! Whose head did I just blow off?
Sheldon: Mine!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: Whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, not to mention-
Penny: Ha-ha! There goes your head again.
Sheldon: Okay, it's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re-spawned. You need to give them a chance to-
Now, come on!

Quote from Penny in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: I grew up on a farm. From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Leonard: You have a TV in your room. Why don't you have breakfast in bed?
Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: By the way, where did you get that loofah mitt? Yours reaches places that mine just won't.
Penny: You used my loofah?
Howard: More precisely, we used your loofah. I exfoliated her brains out!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Christy: Mmm! There's my little engine that could.
*Howard makes train noise*
Sheldon: There's one beloved children's book I'll never read again.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order 12 of those.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her things.
Howard: Really?
Penny: Yeah!
Howard: Yay! If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.

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