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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Howard: Have you tried rebooting him?
Leonard: No, I think it's a firmware problem.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Raj: Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.
Howard: You can come with us.
Raj: No, it's okay. I don't have to go. I'm happy to guide you and your ladies to suitable entertainment choices. I'm a walking, brown Yelp.com

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Penny: Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?
Leonard: No, that's a crazy thing.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Sheldon: When Albert Einstein came up with special relativity, he was working at the patent office.
Leonard: So you're going to work at the patent office?
Sheldon: Don't be absurd. That's in Washington. You know I could never live in a city whose streets are laid out in a wheel-and-spoke pattern.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Employment adviser: So, Mr. Cooper, you're looking for a job?
Sheldon: A menial job. Like yours.
Employment adviser: Why thank you for noticing. I'm Menial Employee of the Month.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Sheldon: I asked myself what is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable, and three answers came to mind. Toll both attendant, an Apple Store genius, and what Penny does. Now, since I don't like touching other people's coins, and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word genius, here I am.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Leonard: Sheldon took our order.
Penny: Sheldon doesn't work here.
Leonard: Well, honey, not to complain, but we were starting to think you didn't either.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

Sheldon: I'm fine. Although I'm no longer master of my own bladder.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

Sheldon: I do not have to urinate. I am the master of my own bladder. Drat.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

Sheldon: It's all right, they didn't take my comic books.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

Sheldon: And look over here, shrimp in mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce?
Leonard: It's obviously a type.
Sheldon: Perhaps. Pehraps this restaurant's now a front for organized crime. For all we know, the mobster sauce contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters.
Raj: No, no, no, no. I think it jut means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like.
Howard: It doesn't mean any of that. It's a typo!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

*Sheldon is using a map of the U.S. to find out where he can move*
Sheldon: Penny, you're from Nebraska, right?
Penny: Born and raised.
*Sheldon crosses out Nebraska*

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

Sheldon: My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

Howard: Boy, seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat, you know? Just the guys.
Raj: Oh, God. Yes, we get it. You have a girlfriend now.
Howard: A little jealous, are we?
Raj: No, I'm not jealous. All right, I'd kill a hobo if it'll get me laid. Now, can we order?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bozeman Reaction

Sheldon: You know, the more I think about it, the mobster sauce couldn't possible contain chunks of mobster.
Leonard: And why is that?
Sheldon: It was listed under sea food.

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