401 - The Robotic Manipulation Aired September 23, 2010
When Penny finds out that Sheldon has been talking to a girl, Amy Farrah Fowler, for months, she urges him to go out on a date with her. Penny soon finds herself going along for the ride as she accompanies Sheldon on his first ever date.
Meanwhile, Howard lands himself in an uncomfortable situation when he "borrows" a robotic hand from NASA and finds a creepy new use for the device.
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Director: Mark Cendrowski
Viewers: 14.04 million Households Rating: 8.4/14 Adults 18-49 Rating: 4.9/16
- The title refers to the robotic hand Howard "borrowed" and found various uses for.
Sheldon knocks on Penny's door when he goes to her apartment to ask for a ride to his date with Amy. When Penny tells him "You do realize I stand on the other side of the door waiting for you to finish knocking three times", Sheldon says he knows as he can see her feet under the door. After Penny says her point is it's a waste of time, Sheldon says an example of a waste of time is the conversation they're having.
Althea: What is this?
Howard: It's a robot arm.
Althea: Where's the rest of the robot?
Howard: I only built the arm.
Althea: Because that's all you needed, right?
Sheldon: I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy, unsanitary and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
Penny: Oh, God.
Sheldon: Yes, exactly.
Leonard: I'd suggest using some lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on that as well.
Howard: Not funny, Leonard.
Raj: Oh, come on, dude. A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk. It's funny. Ask anyone.
Raj: When Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.
Leonard: You do what you want, I'm not touching another man's honey tree.
Wolowitz: Winnie-the-Pooh is out of the honey tree.
The guys are eating Chinese food for dinner and are using Wolowitz's robot hand to unpack the food. When Penny joins them for dinner, she is surprised to hear Sheldon has been texting with a girl, Amy Farrah Fowler, all summer long. To everyone's surprise, Sheldon announces their plans to conceive a child through in-vitro fertilization. After Penny suggests Sheldon go on a date with Amy to better know the future mother of his child, she is tasked with driving him to the date. Elsewhere, Howard is using the robot hand to massage himself when he thinks of another use for the device.
Driving Sheldon to pick up Amy, Penny figures out that this is Sheldon's first ever date. Back at the apartment, Raj and Leonard are looking through comic books when they get a call from Howard asking for help with an embarrassing problem. When they arrive at Howard's place, they find him with the robot hand stuck grasping his private parts. Leonard and Raj are too busy laughing to offer much assistance. Back in Penny's car, she tries to get a conversation going between Sheldon and Amy.
At the restaurant, Penny is sticking around for Sheldon and Amy's dates. Her attempts get the conversation going fail, until Sheldon starts calculating the number of partners Penny's had. Sheldon works out that Penny has had 193 dates, while Amy wonders whether Penny has slept with all of those guys. Penny is deeply uncomfortable with the conversation, but at least she finally got them talking. Elsewhere, Leonard and Raj take Howard to the hospital emergency room. The nurse, Althea, tries turning the computer which controls the robot on and off again, causing it to release its hold on Howard's nether regions.
As Penny and Sheldon return from his date with Amy, Penny stops Sheldon from having a baby with Amy by threatening to call his mother. Back in the apartment, Sheldon announces he won't be procreating with Amy, while Leonard gets another phone call from Howard.