711 - The Cooper Extraction Aired December 12, 2013
When Sheldon flies back to Texas for his sister's childbirth, the gang gather to decorate the apartment's Christmas tree. When they begin to wonder what life would be like without Sheldon, they come to realize how big a part of their lifes he has become.
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Director: Mark Cendrowski
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- The title refers to Sheldon being away from the group in Texas, and how the gang thought about their lives without Sheldon.
When Penny asks Leonard if he ever imagines what it would be like to have not been born, Leonard mocks Sheldon's knock, adding "What do you think?" between the rounds.
Raj: (To Amy) If you were having Sheldon's baby, would you really want him in the room?
Penny: Yeah, if he's in the room when they're making the baby, I'll give you $10.
Sheldon: The second I go out of town, you throw a Christmas party without me?
Amy: Yeah, kinda.
Sheldon: That's so thoughtful. You guys are the best.
Howard: I've never done this before, it's kinda fun.
Raj: Yeah, if your mom could see her little Bar Mitzvah boy, she'd have a heart attack.
Bernadette: Good idea. I'll take a picture.
Amy: Did you hold the baby?
Sheldon: I did.
Amy: And how did it make you feel?
Sheldon: Looking into the blank, innocent eyes of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend anything I was saying ... basically another day at the office.
Raj: You know, many people believe home births are better because the mother's in a warm, comfortable environment where she can be nurtured by loved ones.
Sheldon: And turn the bedroom floor into an amniotic slip 'n slide.
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While Penny and Amy play a skiing game on the Wii, Sheldon tells them he's on his way out - to Texas, for his sister's childbirth. Later, in the apartment, the gang minus Sheldon gather to decorate the Christmas tree, free to ignore Sheldon's ornament-spacing rules. When Bernadette tells them she brought It's A Wonderful Life, Amy describes the plot to Raj and Stuart, who have never seen the film. When Leonard jokes about wanting not to have been born because of Sheldon, Amy points out how important Sheldon is in their lives and how he brought them all together.
When Amy tells Leonard he wouldn't be dating Penny if it wasn't for Sheldon, Leonard says he would as he's been going to the Cheesecake Factory for years and could have picked her up. Penny describes how that would have gone, with Leonard too nervous to speak to her and peeing his pants. Leonard points out he did ask Penny out in real life, but Amy insists it couldn't have happened without him living across the hall from her with Sheldon. Amy concludes that if Leonard wasn't with Penny, then she couldn't have set Howard up with Bernadette. Howard thinks he would have still hit it out with Bernadette when he visited the Cheesecake Factory, but Bernadette imagines Howard and Raj's close relationship putting her off.
When Leonard wonders what would have happened if he and Penny didn't get together, he starts to imagine the type of guy Penny would have ended up with: her ex-boyfriend Zack, a guy who used their rent money to buy magic beans and who peed himself. Sheldon calls in from Texas again, horrified by the sights of childbirth. Bernadette realizes that even if they all would never have met without Sheldon, Penny would still live across the hall from him. She imagines Penny hitting on Sheldon in the laundry room, him being oblivious to Penny's come on. Sheldon checks in again to say he's feeling better, after escaping to Bed, Bath & Beyond to get some towels.
As Amy plots out all the people who wouldn't have met without Sheldon, including Penny not meeting comic book legend Stan Lee, Raj is happy that he and Howard would always have been friends. When Bernadette wonders why the three guys never got an apartment of their own, Leonard says it's because Howard was in a pretty serious relationship of his own - with his mother. Howard disagrees and paints a Psycho-esque picture in which his mother is dead in her bedroom. Raj imagines what it would have been like if he and Leonard lived together, with Leonard gaining a huge amount of weight from eating Raj's cooking. When Leonard wonders why Raj wouldn't be fat too, a fat Stuart tries to implicate himself into their story.
Amy imagines her life without Sheldon and her friends, singing happy birthday to herself as she cries to into her cake. Stuart again interjects into the story to blow a party hooter. Sheldon calls in again to tell them his sister has given birth to a baby boy. When Sheldon doesn't want to go back to see the "annoying" crying baby, Amy convinces him to be the intelligent role model for his nephew that he always wanted growing up. The guys are impressed that Amy talked Sheldon into doing it. Raj points out that it's not just Sheldon who's had an impact on them, Amy has clearly had an impact on him, too. When Amy doesn't really believe them, Leonard gives her an early Christmas present by revealing that Sheldon had added a picture of her to his screensaver - alongside Swamp Thing, Stephen Hawking, Spider-Man and Madam Curie.
When Sheldon returns home, Amy tells him she missed him, and Sheldon admits she would have preferred her there with him - or instead of him. In the final fantasy, at the Cheesecake Factory, Stuart imagines Fat Leonard asking Penny out, only for her to tell him she has a boyfriend, Stuart.
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