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Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Wil Wheaton: Hi, Sheldon. Thanks for having me. I'm happy to be here.
Amy: Cut.
Sheldon: What's wrong?
Amy: Sorry, Sheldon, you were brilliant as always. Wil, that was a little wooden.
Wil Wheaton: Wooden?
Amy: Don’t worry, it wasn't terrible. Just, this time, try to say it the way people sound.

Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Sheldon: My friend, Wil Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton: Hi, Sheldon. Thanks for having me. I’m excited to be here.
Sheldon: So, Wil, what do you have for us first?
Wil Wheaton: Well, this is an exciting one. This is the flag of the United Federation of Planets. Now what's interesting about this flag-
Amy: Cut.
Wil Wheaton: What was wrong with that?
Amy: It's called Fun with Flags. They're not at half-mast, nobody died. Let's try and keep it upbeat.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Amy: You must be Denise.
Denise: Oh, yeah. How can I help you?
Amy: I'm Amy, Sheldon's fiancée.
Denise: Oh. I got to be honest, I wasn't a hundred percent sure you were real.
Amy: Oh, I am.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Amy: And I heard you and Sheldon had a great time today talking about comic books.
Denise: We did.
Amy: Great. Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna teach me how to do that.
Denise: Do what?
Amy: Pretend to like comic books.
Denise: Oh, no, I actually like comic books.
Amy: All right, let's not get hung up on semantics. It's late, we got a lot of work to do.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: Can you believe it? In the past decade, I have spent thousands of dollars in that store, and this is the thanks I get.
Amy: You're right. I mean, he could at least get you a mug.
Sheldon: He gave me a mug. What do you think I'm drinking out of? Do you even pay attention?
Amy: Honestly, less and less.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: Amy, the comic book store is like my version of the country in Black Panther.
Amy: Okay, I'm afraid this is gonna get really offensive to certain groups.
Sheldon: The nation of Wakanda was a hidden gem, and they wanted to keep it that way, because they knew if they opened it up to the world, everything that was special about it would get ruined.
Amy: Are you done?
Sheldon: Yes.
Amy: (relieved sigh) Oh, okay. That both made sense and wasn't offensive.
Sheldon: And to make things worse, Stuart hired some woman.
Amy: There we go.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: No I'm not annoyed that she's a woman. I'm annoyed, and she's a woman.
Amy: No, I get that. I'm annoyed and I'm a woman.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: It's just, Stuart knows my likes and dislikes. And I can count on his discretion if I pick up the occasional back issue of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen. Which I don't.
Amy: Well, don't think of her as a stranger. Just think of her as a a friend you haven't berated, lectured or condescended to yet.
Sheldon: I hadn't thought of it that way. Thank you.
Amy: You're welcome.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Stuart: What are you doing?
Amy: Pigeon check for Sheldon. North side's all clear!
Sheldon: Great. Let's look at some planets!

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, a map, and chocolate from me. And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell, the number for Poison Control in case someone accidentally drinks the Purell, and a laminated table of elements because the American school system is a failure.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Penny: Well, you didn't pass out before you did all kinds of fun stuff.
Amy: What did I do?
Bernadette: What did you do? What'd she do?
Penny: Um well, you don't remember Riverdancing on top of the bar?
Amy: I did that?
Bernadette: Yeah, you did!
Penny: Mm-hmm.
Amy: But I don't know how to Riverdance.
Penny: Didn't stop you from teaching all those shirtless firemen.
Amy: I saw shirtless firemen?
Penny: Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole.
Amy: Did I flash anybody?
Bernadette: How about everybody?
Amy: I can't believe it. I'm so embarrassed. You didn't take any pictures, did you?
Bernadette: Oh, no, we would never do that to you.
Penny: Yeah, but if there were pictures, they would be crazy.
Amy: You guys are good friends.
Penny: Mmm.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Sheldon: How was your bachelorette party?
Amy: Well, I was in a bar, and I saw some shirtless men. They were firemen, and they fought over me. But Penny and Bernadette got me out of there before the victor got my spoils.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Amy: What's the matter? You look glum.
Sheldon: Amy, would you still love me if I wasn't who you thought I was? What are you talking about? Well, what if it turns out I'm not the single-minded, science-obsessed recluse who puts his work above everything and everybody else that you fell in love with?
Amy: What if I'm not the straightlaced, buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was? What if I'm a Riverdancing wild woman?
Sheldon: I'd still love you.
Amy: I'd still love you, too.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Amy: This is so exciting. Can we do a body shot? I've always wanted to do a body shot. Also, what's a body shot?
Penny: It's when you take a drink out of a stranger's belly button.
Amy: Ew, no thanks. What if they have an outie? Does it just spill everywhere?

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Amy: So you thought that I would like quilting?
Penny: Well, don't you?
Amy: Of course I like quilting! It's the slowest way to make a blanket! But this is my bachelorette party! It's supposed to be fun and wild and full of bad decisions.

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