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Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

Howard: She should quiet down soon. I gave her enough pain meds to choke a ... well, her.

Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

Howard: My mom's been to Arizona. She rode one of those mules down in the Grand Canyon. Long story short: they had to shoot it.
*Blank look from Bernadette's father*
Howard: ... because she's so fat.
*door rings*
Howard: I'll get the door while you finish laughing.

Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

Penny: Howard, cow tipping - real or not?
Howard: I'm going to say not. That's just based on me trying to roll my mom over when she's snoring.

Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation

Howard: So you can never take it (the sweater) off?
Leonard: No.
Raj: Not even to sleep?
Leonard: No.
Howard: So you're just an idiot?
Leonard: It's called proving a point.
Howard: Is the point you're an idiot?

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Howard: Look who's here to put the Jew in Jewellery night.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Howard: I was going to make a necklace for my mom but unfortunately she doesn't have a neck. She's just chins and fat and feet.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Raj: Excuse me, I happen to be very comfortable with my masculinity.
Howard: How is that possible?

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not cry.
Howard: That's true, you'd rust.

Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance

Howard: (To Raj) Will you play the ukelele?
Raj: Sure, I'd be happy to shred it on my axe.
Howard: Or you could just play your tiny, ridiculous guitar.

Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance

Penny: Aww, what horrible thing are you trying to make up for?
Howard: Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next.

Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I'm trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.
Howard: Because her life wasn't enough?

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Howard: I'm definitely up a cup size.
Raj: Yeah, but they're firm. So you've got that going for you.
Howard: Thanks, I needed that today.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Raj: Oh, okay, great. Now, I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman, instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.
Howard: All right, you can suck it in a little bit.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Howard: My wife came with both fun bags and money bags.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Raj: Aren't you gonna to eat lunch?
Howard: Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards.

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