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Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Wolowitz: Have you thought about putting him in a crate when you're out of the apartment?

Quote from the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Wolowitz: My mother can be a pretty good shoulder to cry on. If the smell of Ben-Gay doesn't burn your eyes.

Quote from the episode The Hawking Excitation

Wolowitz: You don't seem to be understanding the English word no. Maybe a different language will help. Russian: Nyet. Chinese: Bu. Japanese: iie. Klingon: qo. Binary-coded ASCII: 01101110 01101111.
Sheldon: It's actually 01100111.

Quote from the episode The Hawking Excitation

Howard: Sheldon, you're a condescending jerk. Why on earth would I want to do something nice for you?
Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven.
Howard: Jews don't have heaven.
Sheldon: To avoid Jewish hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell.

Quote from the episode The Pancake Batter Anomaly

Wolowitz: Take your stinking paws off my popcorn, you damn dirty ape.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Howard: Look, if you don't want to go to the party, just don't go. You're a grown man. Act like one. Tell Amy you want to spend the weekend having a sleepover and playing video games with your friends!

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Howard: Now, I downloaded an app that might be helpful in this situation.
[whip cracks]
Sheldon: You're right. I'm smart as a whip. I should be able to figure this out.

Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation

Howard: Sometime through the night an armadillo fell in, then he spooned me.

Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation

Wolowitz: I'm so dehydrated. My pee's like toothpaste.

Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Howard: Why don't I talk to him about it in May?
Bernadette: In May, you're gonna be on the International Space Station.
Howard: They got a phone.

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Howard: You know the old saying: pasty and frail never fail.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Howard: [Chuckles] Look at that. There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Howard: She (Siri) is gonna break his heart.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Raj: I'd like for you to call me sexy.
Siri: [chimes] From now on, I'll call you sexy. Okay?
Raj: Okay!

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