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Quote from the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Wolowitz: I mean, even Donkey Kong had Donkey Kong Jr. so he could teach someone how to kidnap princesses and throw barrels at Italian plumbers.

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Wolowitz: You have to wonder about grown men who play with toy trains.

Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Jimmy Speckerman: Yeah, we were practically a comedy team.
Wolowitz: Yeah, like the Black Death and Europe.

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Howard: It's hot in here, it must be Summer.

Quote from the episode The Wiggly Finger Catalyst

Sheldon: The entrance to the dungeon is a moss covered door. You manage to open it only to find yourself face-to-face with a hideous, foul-smelling, moss-covered ogre. What do you do?
Howard: I say, "Hey Ma, what's for dinner?"

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Mrs. Wolowitz: Want me to get you a popsicle?
Howard: Cherry, please!
Mrs. Wolowitz: I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.
Howard: You make me wanna kill myself!

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Howard: Don't feel bad, Penny. It's a classic rookie mistake. My first Chanukah with Sheldon, he yelled at me for eight nights.

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Howard: Gather around, kids. It's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special.

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Howard:Hey, isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year? (everyone looks) No, not all at once.
Raj: Then how?
Howard: Leonard. Now Raj. Now Sheldon.
Raj: I didn't get a good look. Can I go again?
Howard: No.

Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Howard: Don't spritz him with that body spray from the commercials where the women undress when they smell it? That doesn't work at all. No matter how much you put on.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: Hey, guys. What'd I miss, what'd I miss?
Howard: Giselle's hanging by a thread.
Penny: Oh, good, I hate her.
Howard: Then you're not invited to our wedding.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Howard: Mock me if you will, but it works. You show up at a club in something distinctive, scope out your target and toss out some negs.
Raj: What are negs?
Howard: A neg is a negative compliment that throws a pretty woman off her game. Like "Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you, they work." I've got a whole list of em. Who wants to be my wingman?
Leonard: You're not gonna need wingman, you're gonna need a paramedic.

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Leonard: Uh, I hope they let us in soon. I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time. It's a vicious circle.
Howard: Too bad you don't have a stadium pal like me.
Leonard: What's a stadium pal?
Howard: Let me put it this way. Takes care of the bathroom problem and it keeps your calf warm.

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archaeology professor get that good with a whip?
Howard: Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. That's how I learned.

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Mrs. Wolowitz: I think it shrunk. I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here.
Howard: And with that mental picture, I think we're done for the evening.

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