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Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation

Sheldon: Barry, I've come to ask one more- Leonard? Wh-Why are you doing that?
Leonard: Because deep down Barry is not a good guy.

Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation

Leonard: I made a deal with him to get you the Athenaeum for your wedding.
Sheldon: Why would you do that?
Leonard: Because I was a jerk for lying to you before and besides, you're my best friend. I want you to have the wedding of your dreams.
Sheldon: On Mars?
Leonard: Okay, I want Amy to have the wedding of her dreams.

Quote from the episode The Gates Excitation

Leonard: Actually, I've-I've already met him once before. He gave a talk at Princeton and my mom took me.
Penny: Oh, really? Was he nice?
Leonard: He's super nice. I-I got pretty emotional and started crying and he didn't make fun of me or anything.
Penny: Well, you were a kid.
Leonard: ... Uh-huh.

Quote from the episode The Gates Excitation

Penny: Hey, where you been?
Leonard: Uh, just hanging out with the guys.
Penny: They still mad at me?
Leonard: Uh, they were, but then I was like, "Hey," and they were like, "What?" and I was like, "You know," and they were like, "Okay."
Penny: You're a good husband.
Leonard: Well, it's not for me to say, but you just said it, so you're probably right.

Quote from the episode The Gates Excitation

Bill Gates : Wait, I know you.
Leonard: No, you don't.
Bill Gates : Yes, I do. You were waiting for me at my hotel. You ruined my tie.
Penny: Wait, what? What's he talking about?
Leonard: Uh, he, uh-- obviously, he's kidding. That's a, that's a good one, Bill. I got to go.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Penny: No, apparently someone complained to the tenants association, and they're not allowed to park on our street anymore.
Leonard: Who would complain about something that everyone loves? Oh.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Sheldon: Not so fast. I believe we have one tenant here who has not made her voice heard.
Amy: Oh.
Sheldon: We're waiting, fiancée.
Penny: Yeah, we're waiting, best friend.
Leonard: Yeah, we're waiting, neighbor who needed a battery and totally got one from me, no strings attached.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Penny: Ugh, I can't believe my best friend sided with Sheldon.
Leonard: Can't believe my best friend is Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Sheldon: Oh, he's invited me to his cabin for the weekend, to discuss a breakthrough he's had.
Howard: His cabin?
Sheldon: Yes. He lives off the grid, up in the mountains.
Leonard: So you're gonna go to the middle of nowhere and spend the weekend with a crazy man you've never met?
Sheldon: Yes. Why?
Leonard: No reason. Have fun.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Leonard: Don't look at me. When the music stopped, you were holding Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Leonard: As Sheldon's best man, I need to inform you that this is not a bachelor party.
Sheldon: And tell them why.
Leonard: Because you're a tiresome scold.
Sheldon: No. It's because a bachelor party is typically a hedonistic blowout where no pleasures of the flesh are denied. I'm not interested in that.
Leonard: How is that not exactly what I said?

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Leonard: I could spend months up here just going through his math.
Raj: I think Sheldon might.
Howard: Great. Who's gonna tell Amy we lost her fiancee to a madman in the mountains? [Howard and Raj look at Leonard]
Leonard: Hey, I drove.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: So you know what I'm talking about. And has he ever thanked you?
Leonard: Not in so many words, or any words.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Raj: So am I gonna be, like, the only single guy at Sheldon's wedding?
Leonard: No. There-There'll be a lot of single people there. Stuart, Amy's great-aunt. Although, Stuart's already friended her on Facebook, so, better move quick.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: If you are here about Sheldon's wedding, don't bother.
Leonard: Come on. I-I know you two have your differences.
Georgie: You mean pretty much everything about us?
Leonard: Well, not everything. (laughs) You're both tall ... you have the same last name ... Maybe I shouldn't have started this like it was a list.

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