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Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary: I made chicken. I hope it's not one of the animals that you people think is magic.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Leonard: He sounds like a wise man.
Mary Cooper: Oh, not that wise. He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Now, after a moment of silent meditation, I'm going to end with "In Jesus name". Now you two, don't feel under any obligation to join in. Unless, of course, the Holy Spirit moves you.

Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Mary Cooper: Well, honey, don't send it back yet. Your sister's married, and I'm not letting your brother give my grandmother's ring to that whore he's dating.

Quote from the episode The Mommy Observation

Sheldon: I should let you know the world has changed since you were a young woman. It's not all sock hops, soda jerks and segregation any more.
Mary: How old do you think I am?

Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Mary Cooper: If you recall, when you were little we sat right here at this very spot and talked about some of the problems you had getting along with the neighbor kids.
Sheldon: That was different. They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me.
Mary Cooper: Oh, baby. They knew very well why they hated you.

Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Mary Cooper: There's no alcohol in this household. Stop talking like that. And lose the hat.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: You know we have an Indian gentleman at the church. Dr. Patel. It's a beautiful story. The Lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on Lasek. You know those that needed it.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: You have to take your time with Sheldon. His father, God rest his soul, always used to say to me "Mary, you have to take your time with Sheldon."

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Everybody grab a plate and a pretty place-mat that Shelly wove.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Penny: Well what happened?
Mary Cooper: The poor boy had a fit. Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray.
Leonard: A death ray?
Mary Cooper: Well, that's what he called it. It didn't even slow down the neighbor kids. It pissed our dog off to no end.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Leonard: No, she's real.
Mary Cooper: Did they sin?

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: Well, well. That's a powerful smell.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: You should have called sooner.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: Shelly, dinner's ready.
Sheldon: Coming.
Mary Cooper: No cats!
Sheldon: Aww.

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