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Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Aww, you got yourself a loom. How nice.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Mary Cooper: Honey, why'd you get a loom?

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: You know we have an Indian gentleman at the church. Dr. Patel. It's a beautiful story. The Lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on Lasek. You know those that needed it.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: You have to take your time with Sheldon. His father, God rest his soul, always used to say to me "Mary, you have to take your time with Sheldon."

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Everybody grab a plate and a pretty place-mat that Shelly wove.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: I remember one summer when he was thirteen, he made a small nuclear reactor in the shed and told everybody he was going to provide free electricity for the whole town. Well, the only problem was he had no - what you call - fissionable materials. Anyway, when he went on the Internets to get some, a man from the government came by and sat him down - real gentle - and told him it's against the law to have yellowcake uranium in a shed.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Now, after a moment of silent meditation, I'm going to end with "In Jesus name". Now you two, don't feel under any obligation to join in. Unless, of course, the Holy Spirit moves you.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Now let's get crackin'. Shower. Shirt. Shoes. And let's shove off.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Leonard: No, she's real.
Mary Cooper: Did they sin?

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: Well, well. That's a powerful smell.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: Shelly, dinner's ready.
Sheldon: Coming.
Mary Cooper: No cats!
Sheldon: Aww.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: Now, the reason I called Amy over was to find out what kind of person she is. Now, after chatting a bit, I have to say that while she is a perfectly ... unique ... young woman, you two are definitely not suited for each other.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: Well, putting aside the pig Latin. It's a good a thing you two decided to end the relationship so I didn't have to end it for you.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Mary Cooper: Now, don't you move. I'll bring over all the food.
Leonard: No, I can do it.
Mary Cooper: Well, isn't that sweet.

Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Mary Cooper: It's called the Born Again Boat Ride. Christian Quarterly gave it their highest rating: five thorny crowns.

Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Mary Cooper: This is exciting. Back home, the diner on Route 4 serves sushi. But it's just cut up fish sticks and a side of Uncle Ben's. They put it on the menu in those Kung Fu letters but that don't make it sushi.

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