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Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Raj: With women! I like to boogie with women!
Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Raj: And, once again, my baloney likes girls.
Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Raj: Oh, my goodness. Aren't you the cutest little Yorkie ever! You got him for me?
Howard: Her. We thought you two would hit it off.
Raj: I think we already have.
Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex
Raj: I plan on leveling up in the game, not my swimsuit size, thank you very much.
Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion
Raj: That is one tough birdie.
Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction
Raj: Sheldon, that's my water.
Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord!
Leonard: That's not your water.
Raj: I know.
Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex
Leonard: It will be like our World of Warcraft party a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us.
Howard: They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead.
Raj: We were badass back in the day.
Leonard: All right, let's do it.
Howard: 48 hours of Star Wars gaming.
Raj: It's on like Alderaan.
Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex
Raj: But excuse me, I have something to say. None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. It was gonna be like the old days -- the four of us hanging out, playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one without a girlfriend? Even if I get one someday, I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper!
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Raj: I'm glad men are wearing hats again. They are so distinguished.
Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis
Leonard: How could you not tell me your sister was moving back to India?
Howard: Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors about my fiancee.
Raj: Screw you, that was a beautifully-written penis metaphor.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken.
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Raj: They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothin'.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Raj: Whoa! What's your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.
*Raj and Howard slowly remove the plastic off Raj's new iPhone 4S*
Howard: Oh, yeah.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Raj: I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Raj: Did you forget what Penny did to you? It took two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down.
Leonard: I didn't defile your sister, we had a relationship.
Raj: I heard you called her Brown Sugar. In my book, that's defilement.
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