Raj Koothrappali Quotes Page 60 of 70
Quote from the episode The Santa Simulation
Raj: Ooh! Girls' night, girls' night. Ooh, ooh!
Stuart: How does he not hear that?
Quote from the episode The Bakersfield Expedition
Raj: What's wrong with people? Why don't they stop?
Sheldon: Maybe we're better off. What if we were to get in a car with a crazy person?
Leonard: Look at us, Sheldon. We're the crazy people!
Quote from the episode The Bakersfield Expedition
Raj: Can we at least rent the car from Enterprise? (nobody reacts) Oh, screw you! That's funny!
Quote from the episode The Egg Salad Equivalency
Raj: I feel like I've been called down to the principal's office. Although I wouldn't mind if Brown Sugar suspended me. From a sex swing. (Looking at his flask) This may have been a mistake.
Quote from the episode The Bakersfield Expedition
Raj: Insurance will replace your car, it won't defunk my junk.
Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture
Raj: I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Raj: Please don't send me back to India, it's so crowded! Its like the whole country's one endless Comic-Con, except everybody is wearing the same costume; Indian guy!
Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization
Howard: Wow, so you guys are like buds now?
Raj: Oh, yeah, we hang out all the time.
Stuart: Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.
Raj: It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.
Stuart: That sounds a little funny to an American ear.
Raj: Which part?
Stuart: Just all of it.
Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence
Raj: When I moved to America I was pretty lonely, but when I met Howard my life changed because we could be lonely together.
Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion
Raj: Bad news, the Nigerian prince maybe a fraud.
Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Raj: I know they're poison, but they look like big, yummy otter pops.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Raj: Lock up your daughters, we're going to hit it and quit it.
Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement
Raj: These mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!
Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Raj: No, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual.
Dr. Koothrappali: What's that?
Raj: It means that I like women, as well as their skin-care products.
Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Lakshmi: I'm gay.
Raj: Like dude-on-dude but with women?
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